If I were a plumber working on a new hotel, I’d thread the hot and cold taps differently for every tap.

Why?

Because people should know how to solve puzzles while dodging blasts of hot and cold water in the shower.

Me: Hey Baby, is this tea really called “Red Mellow Bush”?

Mary (in other room): Yeah, it is.

Me: Man, why are there so many obstacles to me growing up?